Productive at 402 Productions: Craigslist Competition
I’ve realized that there is not a lot of “other” articles on this site other than music reviews. So, to lighten the mood, I’ll show you some things the fellows of 402 Productions do from time to time, since we are all busy bees.
Ryan Tamborski and I met somehow… I don’t know when or where, nor do I recall any stories from “The Early 402″ days. And even if I did, I wouldn’t tell them. But because of this, folklore seems to be our best bet as to how we met. I know it has to do with me talking like a little girl and him jumping on my car’s hood and leaving a dent the size of a 6’7″ man, but much else is lost in this frizzled memory. In the end, Tambo and I have tried our best to keep ourselves occupied with various little-girl-voice-plus-large-man-body type things.
Although music is what we do mostly, our spare time is usually used to either: 1) write songs we end up forgetting 2) write scripts we never end up shooting and 3) being awesome. What might be included in being awesome?
A few nights ago, Tambo had some tickets to go to a basketball game. Of course, tickets is a plural, implying he had a ticket for himself and someone else. Sadly, since Tambo scares everyone he meets, he had no one to go with. After many hours (maybe just one hour) trying to find him a person to go with (we tried really hard, no joke) Tambo ended up giving up on his efforts. During this time, he posted an initial Craigslist ad for someone to go with… but to no avail. The ad itself was posted under “missed connections”. If you haven’t been entertained enough today, you should probably go and read some missed connections. Here’s a picture of Tambo’s hopeless effort (click to enlarge any pic):
Now, you may be thinking, “damn, I would have totally gone with him!” at this point. If so, shame on you for not parusing missed connections in the LA area. This ad, by the way, got him a total of ZERO replies. Anyway, Tambo’s failure, as well as our collective failures of trying to get him a date of some sort, left us to question whether anyone would ever reply to our craigslist ads. And so, the challenge was born. I would make his personal ad and he would make mine and the person who got to best emails wins. Simple enough. Here are both of our emails:
Now, you are definitely thinking to yourself, “no way in hell will either of these idiots will get any responses!” but rest assured… we did. For the ad I created for Tambo, he aquired 13 responses, the majority of them being fake people (like robots or spam), hookers, or guys (??????? this is the m4w forum). As for myself, Tambo forwarded me all my emails he receieve and I got 6 responses, most being fake as well. But within the mess of emails, there were some actual people replying back. For Tambo’s ad that he did for me, here are some quotes:
well you’ve succeeded in making me laugh at 3am.
I’m 37, a RN by profession. I just recently moved to SF bay area, originally from Calgary, Canada…
I liked your ad, it made me laugh. You got a facebook? If so, ad me: [censored email] and we’ll go from there.
Cheers
So, I had a good amount of real responses some how. I don’t know how, but I did I guess. Now, Tambo thinks I won… but I honestly believe he won because of the following:
heya…saw your ad..
tell me more about you.. also send me some pics and i’ll send you some.
Gold star my friend, you got me to giggle, and for a brief moment, realize that there are somewhat normal/smart people on the ol Craigs(shit)list
-Nina
Are u really the coolest guy everrrr lets see whats your major at UCLA? lol
but the cream of the crop was a chick who sent us some nude pics of her. Of course, I can’t really show that… but she definitely showed it up. And so, since Tambo got porn from some random chick based off of my ad about chess teams and pokemon, Tambo won it.
So, in our spare time… we do things like this. There are a ton of other things we do that are already recorded and just need some commentary to go along with it or things we are doing and we just need to do them to write about them. I’ll try to make these types of posts here and there, so check back often.


















