31st Dec2010

402′s Worst Reviews of the Year

by nickwan

We have some scathing reviews on this website sometimes. Maybe we’re angry about something. Maybe we’re talking about something not related to music whatsoever. Most of the time we’re on topic when we’re angry about music. And usually it becomes somewhat enjoyable if you are not on the receiving end of the message. Here are my five favorite bad album reviews we had from this year.

Feel free to click on the album art to link to our full review of the album!

How to Dress Well – Love Remains

Genre: below-fi
Why it was bad: recording quality = horrendous.
Quote from the article: “It sounds as if someone took a microphone, hooked it up to a laptop, wrapped the microphone in plastic bags, placed that inside a sleeping bag, put that in a dumpster, hit record and started singing down an alley.”

Best Coast – Crazy For You

Genre: Indie surf, bro
Why it was bad: Boring
Quote from the article: “I actually caught myself checking to see why there was a 3 second silence in the middle of a song, only to find that it was in fact a new song all together.”

Less Than Jake – TV/EP

Genre: Seriously? It’s Less Than Jake. Did you not go to high school?
Why it was bad: Lack of creativity
Quote from the article: “This concept could be great if not executed in the most literal and asinine way possible… but Less Than Jake had to drive directly to the corner of Literal Street and Asinine Way and set up shop”

We Were Promised Jetpacks – The Last Place You’ll Look

Genre: Post-something
Why it was bad: There are countless other albums that can be listened to in place of this album
Quote from the article: “People who would like this album: boring people.”

Jordan Bolton – Jazz Hands

Genre: Uh…
Why it was bad: No continuity throughout the album at all
Quote from the article: on Jazz Hands being considered an album: “That does not make an album. That’s like taking a blurry photograph of a squirrel’s genitalia, a time lapse video of a taco shell molding, and a preschooler’s crayon drawing of a horse, and calling it a debut art series just by placing them in the same room.”

And there you have it. Hopefully you aren’t on the receiving end of these kind of articles, but remember that although we’ll poke and prod if you’re horrible this is all for you to get better. Or something. I mean, you can’t go anywhere but up from here. Or something.

Happy new year everyone, stay safe and hopefully we’ll see all of you on 402 Reviews next year!

19th Sep2010

Album Reviews: Best Coast – Crazy For You

by nate

Surf’s up, bros! Let’s pack up the boombox and hit the sand! Don’t forget to bring that new Best Coast CD! Actually, please do. Unless you want to listen to a solid 25 minutes of reverb-drenched G, C, D songs about summertime, fighting with your boyfriend, and cats. Then by all means, bring it along. This Los Angeles based indie pop outfit released their debut album, “Crazy For You” on July 27, 2010. Just in time for some summer fun! Unfortunately, of the many adjectives I could use to describe this album “fun” would probably not be one of them. “Good” and “original” would be two other noticeable snubs from the list.

While attending Eugene Lang College in New York, founding member Bethany Cosentino came up with the idea for the name “Best Coast” in respect to her deep longing for her sunny west coast home. And so, upon her return, Best Coast was born. Along side her long time companion Bobb (two b’s) Bruno and Ali Koehler, formerly of Vivian Girls, Cosentino set out to record an album of summertime bliss. The LP sports 10 tracks of surfy, glazed over indie pop. With generally simple guitar riffs and an overdose of “oooo’s” and “aaah’s” reminiscent of the Beach Boys, Crazy for You is an underwhelming effort. But before I talk this album to death, it’s only fair that I give you, the reader, a taste of it yourself. So without further adieu, here is a small sample of the debut album.

Although they are few and far between, there are several things that Best Coast did well in making this album. They did a fairly good job of capturing the retro summertime “feel”, keeping everything pretty low-fi and turning up the reverb for an overall murky sound. From a production standpoint, they made the album sound natural enough as it was. There wasn’t a feeling that the low-fi sound they went for was at all forced. In addition, the vocals were very well suited to the songs. Bethany Cosentino’s vocals have that sort of “belting from the chest, but making it seem so easy” sound that reminds me of Cindy Wilson from the B-52′s. All together, the band seems pretty well put together, and they are good at what they do.

To me, this album just sounds flat. If you were to take a glass of Coke, fill it up with a few ice cubes, let those ice cubes melt, and then drink the Coke, that is what this album would taste like. The reverb-induced hazyness of this album can’t hide the fact that, this album, when stripped down to it’s raw self, is boring. I actually caught myself checking to see why there was a 3 second silence in the middle of a song, only to find that it was in fact a new song all together. This album just sounds like one long uninspired mid-summer jam. The lyrics are very repetitive and generally lack anything of substance that would set them apart from any other song. This band is a microcosm of everything that I despise about the indie music scene. They cover up for a clear lack of musical ability and uniqueness by selling themselves as “avant-garde”. Going against the grain is one thing, but in the end, it all comes down to the music.

Crazy For You is a dismal effort to say the least. Although this band has potential, this album was a definite cop-out. The songs are as musically pedestrian as they are lyrically. Best Coast tried so hard to play into the hands of a hungry indie crowd, that they forgot about the most important part; the music. That being said, I look forward to this band’s future work because they have the potential to be successful if they are willing to put in the effort. But unless you want a flat glass of Coke, I would not suggest this album.

25th Feb2010

NW Reviews: Podcast #6

by nickwan

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In this: Xiu Xiu, Fang Island, Joanna Newsom, Husky Rescue, and Best Coast reviews. Maxi helps out with the outro music as well.

Errors: A few plural errors here and there. I said the cover of “Peach, Plum, Pear” was a cover by John Nolan. Although correct, it was actually by Straylight Run (probably just John and Michelle). A few other errors as well, but I really don’t recall them unfortunately.

Notes: Sorry if this one is a little drawn out… still trying to figure out this podcast thing. Any ideas as to what I should do is definitely welcomed. Also, feel free to check us out on iTunes for the same podcast, and all other 402 podcasts as well, if that’s more convenient for you.

Music:

Flirtphonic - New Car Smell [note: help out Flirtphonic by showing him some comment love at DJ Shadow's site!]

Husky Rescue – Sound of Love

Xiu Xiu – Dear God, I Hate Myself

Fang Island – Careful Crossers; Daisy

Joanna Newsom – Baby Birch; Occident; Soft As Chalk; Bridge and Balloons

Straylight Run – Peach, Plum, Pear [note: I couldn't find John Nolan or Straylight Run doing this... so here's Owen Pallett, who I mentioned in this podcast]